Makanan Pelik?...mampu ke nk telan ???

Makan...makan...makan, i pown suke mkn..tapi byk gak manusia ni yg boleh telan mende alah yg pelik2....Ish..dasyat tol selere diorg kn?...jom kite usya makanan mane yg mungkin leh jd favourite erk?

                           ~JALAN-JALAN "TRY MAKAN"~

 

Let's GeT Laugh!!!

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"



SO SMELLY...~

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."



CHECKING WH@T???

Grooming ur f@ce wif "88 PALLETE"

Hye gurls!!!

   88 Pallete??? what's is that dude???....Hmm...if u alls jenis yg suke n selalu make up..4 sure u alls ade masalah wif ur pallete eyeshadow rite?...Yela sbb byk sgt color kat pasaran sampai x tau x pilih yg mane, dah tu byk sgt color, tapi mostly yg paling byk pon 1 pallete juz ade 4 combination. Harge plak? leh la tahan mahal gaks..Kadang2 ade gak yg x pigmented , color x thn... pakai je pas beberape jam color ilang@ luntur ntah ke mane...

  So tht y i wanna suggest to u alls 88 PALLETE..its have 88 color , mmg puas ati!!! worth it!! cayer lah..i da gune dah...mmg sgt seronok gune..hehhe :)..da xde masalah ngn color eyeshadow... "Feel free to use the color".. Ade je yg 120 pallete...180 pallete....hurmmm! so agak2 x cukup puas ngn 88 color...bli je yg 180 color..Tapi  bg i 88 color tu pown da ckup byk ..x abes2 pakai hehhe...

  88 PALLETE nih..ade 2 type sama ada "matte" or " shimmer"...but i prefer matte..sbb more natural n senang nk pakai x kire waktu..4 day or night...so if u alls intrested leh la cri n buy online dr tenet..ade byk jual kat "ebay",... "FB"....

JUST 4 VIEWING :

~~~ nie lah hasil dr 88 pallete yg i gune....hehhe....da la saving!! color pon cantik....mmg BERBALOI =D


    Kat bwh ni i der masukkan video from youtube "Learning make up wif 88 PALLETE"...kot2 leh bg u alls idea :
 

Baby yg memang melawakkan > > anak sape la ni eh??

     Such a boring day~....hmmmm...i ngn roomate sampai x tau nk wt pe arini..boring btol..nk kua? Membazir  duit plak..ari2 da kua...so luangkn mse wif FB n Blog jerla petang2 nih...So ble boring tahap 'gaban'...i lyn jerla Youtube...and baby2 ni la yg btol2 wat i rase happy sgt..lawak btol diorg nih...but CUTE~...

JOM LAYAAAAN~~



                    HAHAHAHA!~pLeAsE sToP CrYiNg

                       B@by Gelak Mcm Or@ng TUE??

                           B@by KungFu??

                                       Funny B@by~

BaBies are..

Babies are Angels that fly to the earth,
Their wings disappear at the time of their birth
One look in their eyes and we're never the same
They're part of us now and that part has a name
That part is your heart and a bond that won't sever
Our Babies are Angels, we love them forever.

Haiwan Berupe Pelik?????

Banyak btol perkare pelik kt dunie ni kn? Sampai kadang2 x tau sama ada tahyul @ benar...tapi yg pasti bende2 ni ade...cume antare kite nk percaye atau tak...

   Same je cm haiwan...byk yg kite x abes kenal...@ same la cm manusia brupe binatang??..ish..mintak dijauhkan lar...article ni pown i dpt dr tenet..just wanna sharing...

                        HAIWAN PELIK SELEPAS TSUNAMI

    Actually due2 haiwan ni dari hidupan laut dalam. Kite tgk dr brazil dlu...apekah binatang ini yerr??
dr sumber yang i dapat...haiwan ni muncul sbb haiwan2 dr dlm laut ni ditarik keluar atas tarikan kuat oleh ombak tsunami...Byk ader psl article ni..google..u tube..hmm fikir2 n renungkan lah yer...agak2 pe name species  haiwan ni erk??...

Make over ur "Eyebrow"

Hye gurls (this 4 girls only k ;D).....

        Arine i just wanna talk about how to have such beautiful eyebrow ...mule2 i pon agak kekok nk wat , yela kan x biase...takut2 lak ilang trus bulu kening da jadi cam ALIEN...uiish seram..so i juz learning by tenet and Youtube...blaja sendri jee...yg penting dont 2 be sooo OVER!!...klu x kening nmpak x ory n da jd cm 'ayam togel x cukup bulu"...x ke pelik tuh?..please be attention the shape of the  eyebrow affects the appearance of the eyes, as well as the face.

     So i wanna share wif u how to shape ur eyebrow n yang penting..LOOK NATURAL!!.. so sesiape yg bminat leh la try on by this guide:

1. Most important, barang kelengkapan yg perlu ade ialah :

•  cermin muke @ what ever cermin yg u alls ader (side mirror krete pon leh gaks!! hahaha!)
• tweezer 
• shaver
• gunting

    2.  Setiap org der bentuk kening yg berbeza...so perlu hati2 time shaping ur eyebrow...care untuk   membentuk eyebrow pasti berbeza...so kesimpulan jgn ikut orang. Pastikan time bentuk kening jgn sampai separuh jalan ...nnt x balance antare eyebrow sblh kanan n kiri .

bahagian2 eyebrow

    3.  Semase membentuk eyebrow, pastikan u all dapat bezekan bhgian2 eyebrow.So went u all shape it xla sampai bhgian "begin brow" pon u all shape..

               ~SHAPE UR EYEBROW STEP BY STEP~ 

1st  = start wif bhgian "end brow"...shape it by tweezer slowly sampai nmpak kemas dan teratur....

2nd = bahagian paling penting "point of arch"...please alert jgn shape sampai terlalu nipis...shape supaye nmpak curve mcm dlm pics ni...ape yg penting~NATURAL~

3rd = bahgian "begin brow"...bahagian ni x byk yg perlu d shape actly...cam i juz leave it...but if nmpak agak kurang kemas, u all leh kemaskan cket.

4th = u all leh kemaskan ruang antare mate n bulu kening gune "shave"...but i more prefer cabut je pakai tweezer...bkn pe kalau bulu kening tu kembali pnjang, bulu yg bru tumbuh tu akan jd byk n bersepah...

5th = untuk bulu kening yg agak lebat n pnjang after shape , leh la potong cket bulu kening yg agak pnjang gune gunting...biar nmpak lebih kemas.

   4. For u alls i der video yg agak senang untuk u all praktik kn...seriusly it worth it .And i da pnh try wat...senang dan x risau kalau2 terlebih shape...sbb kite gune "white eyeliner pencil" as a line guide.

  5. Kalau rase care ni agak remeh...u alls leh try care biase utk grooming ur eyebrow.

   >> Hope's this guide can help u gurls to groom ur eyebrows<<

                     SLAMAT MENCUBE!! ;D

My Baby Newborn

My baby newborn ~ Girl in Red Stiletto

        Hmmmh...payah gak nk cantikkan blog nih...tgh midnite nie lapa pulak peyuuts...wanna know y i choose "Red Stiletto?"...GUESS...actly sbb i suke sgt kasut ni...but sampai skunk x de lagi, cannot affort it...     ~cdey nyer nasib ini ~...(T_T)
BUT!!!.once i da dapat kasut nih...tgkla...pasti taruk dlm blog nih punyer..heheh...mlm2 jd sengal plak...kalah ayam...(stiletto VS ayam) eeeiiiuhh..!!

~Sesengal Ayam~

       Lapau la.....buget nk diet...uumphh! (cmner nk dpat body cm Jessica Alba nih..:(.. ) xde maknenyer...so da kat tepi ni ade cereal...telan jer la...cereal fitness without susu...blasah jew..malas nk wat susu...
     "Cereal enak d  mAkan Begitu sahaje"..

~CdaaaapNyew~

      Actually..i xde idea lagi la mlm ni nk post ape...its okay...esok masih ade...so....kite tdo dlu..!!! ~Kroooh...krooh..krohh ..Nyte lurve..:))

~KETIKA KECIL ...KU..~ :D

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